Killing Them With Kindness

[verse 1] In the heart of the marketplace, where legends are sold, I found a gleaming blade with a hilt of gold. The merchant said with a grin, “This weapon’s grand, It’s called Kindness, the finest in the land.” [pre-chorus] I took it home, a warrior in disguise, With a sword named Kindness, oh, the irony in my eyes. [chorus] I’m killing them with Kindness, slicing through the night, A symphony of steel, a paradoxical fight. Beware the name I bear, it’s sweeter than you think, But with every swing of Kindness, I push them to the brink. [verse 2] I walked into the tavern, sword strapped to my side, The patrons laughed and jeered, they had nowhere to hide. “Kindness,” they mocked, “what a gentle tool,” But they didn’t know this blade could be so cruel. [pre-chorus] I drew it with a flourish, the room fell silent fast, Kindness in my hand, their mocking wouldn’t last. [chorus] I’m killing them with Kindness, slicing through the night, A symphony of steel, a paradoxical fight. Beware the name I bear, it’s sweeter than you think, But with every swing of Kindness, I push them to the brink. [bridge] Oh, the irony, it sings, in every slash and thrust, A dance of death with Kindness, fueled by fire and lust. In the chaos and the clash, in the echo of their screams, Kindness reigns supreme, shattering their dreams. [chorus] I’m killing them with Kindness, slicing through the night, A symphony of steel, a paradoxical fight. Beware the name I bear, it’s sweeter than you think, But with every swing of Kindness, I push them to the brink. [outro] So remember this tale, of a warrior bold and fierce, With a sword named Kindness, slicing through the years. In the halls of history, my legend will persist, The one who killed with Kindness, forever on the list. [fade to end] [end]