姜太公個姜

Cantonese Opera, two men, melody with drum

March 24th, 2024suno

Lyrics

喂! 唔該梁小姐呀! 你係邊位? 呀!和記環球電訊嫁我係! 吓吓吓!講啦!我姓姜 張生係咪? 姜呀!姜太公個姜呀! 呀呀姜生唔好意思,因為呢之前啦就contact過呀梁小姐佢傾過關於我公司­既商業電話線嫁係 我同你講加麻! 哦!係呀!想問返呢阿姜生呢依公司既電話線方面係用緊邊間電訊公司咁樣嫁? 超!我啱啱簽鳩左約!屌佢老母呀電訊盈科你上次打黎咪話撚左你聽囉!啱啱簽鳩­咗!屌 係咩? 係!屌佢老味hi!真係比佢吹鳩漲! 果邊佢俾咩價錢阿姜生你呀? 唔撚記得囉!屌!我簽撚咗俾..單到黎俾撚左好似..簽鳩左好似..依家好撚­契鳩弟加麻,哎屌佢老母講粗口添 唔緊要! 佢好撚契弟嫁,屌佢老母hi呀,依家呀,不過一撚樣,和記又係佢屌佢老母家爺­仔乸玩鳩晒 哈哈! 哈!屌佢老味hi!簽鳩咗我...依家一簽就兩年,唔知佢送左粒黃豆俾我食呀­嗎 黃豆!?? 唔撚係牙?屌佢老味又送乜又送物呀嗎,佢最撚興嫁啦!最拉尾睇吓,屌佢老味!­黃豆咁撚大粒果d唔知乜撚野,屌你老味攞撚左你要丟果d野 係咩? 係!佢最撚興嫁啦!不過我地用鳩開佢幾廿鳩年,我費撚柒事轉之麻 咁樣牙!想問返阿姜生你公司有冇用開長途電話呢方面呀? 用鳩緊你格!! 係咩? 用撚左好撚柒耐啦! 哦!好啦好啦! 第日先幫襯啦!屌!唔撚好意思! 好好好!

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