Hoodie Blues

[Verse] Brian had a hoodie Gave it to a girl so pretty Thought she’d keep it always Turned out it was petty [Verse 2] Another swipe on tinder Gave another hoodie away She didn’t even say bye Left him cold next day [Chorus] Hoodie blues Brian’s got the hoodie blues Every girl may be cute But they just take and scoot [Verse 3] Another date another fool He thinks she’s pretty cool But soon as she’s gone So’s his hoodie too [Bridge] Heartbreak in every closet Empty hangers hanging Brian’s feeling lonely And his hoodie count's decreasing [Verse 4] No more hoodies left Just a pile of regrets Wishing he’d kept them close Instead of those tender thefts