Turtle

[Verse 1] Wow, I see a turtle on the road, I don't know what to think of it. I think it's being a turtle but how would I know, there is also a lizard beside it, the lizard has a fly in its eye, oh no, what shall the lizard to, lick his own eye, so that the fly gets off. [Verse 2] Now a liger is chasing me, lion tiger, tiger lion, I think it likes butter, oh no, I threw some out the window and it licked the butter, the butter is salty, good for corn and other stuff, maybe some ham, oh wait, that wouldn't taste good, but wait, there's more, the liger is hopping on my car. [Chorus] It's tearing my car apart because it loves the butter so much, maybe because of the butter, maybe not, could be though, but the turtle is still on the side of the road, why is there a flipping turtle on the side of the road, why won't someone explain this to me at all. Maybe the liger can. [Verse 3] The lizard is actually the flash, and a donkey combined, a shape shifting donkey is just what I need, but the donkey is about to get donkeyed, that's not an actual word, the turtle is actually a time traveling turtle, maybe we can go to my new house in a few years, oh wait, I already have my trusty old card board box. [Bridge] Carrots taste like carrots by the way, and broccoli tastes like broccoli, also, meat tastes like meat if you didn't know, wait a minute does meat taste like meat because it's meat? Nah, probably not, because the liger would like it too much, and the carrot and broccoli. But the turtle is following me, I don't have an apple so I don't know why. [Chorus] It's tearing my car apart because it loves the butter so much, maybe because of the butter, maybe not, could be though, but the turtle is still on the side of the road, why is there a flipping turtle on the side of the road, why won't someone explain this to me at all. Maybe the liger can. [Chorus] It's tearing my car apart because it loves the butter so much, maybe because of the butter, maybe not, could be though, but the turtle is still on the side of the road, why is there a flipping turtle on the side of the road, why won't someone explain this to me at all. Maybe the liger can. [Ending] Hmm, I thought this would have a better ending than this, I guess not.