Coffee and Tetris

I shuffle through the papers with my eyes on the prize Sendin’ out the memos that’ll lead to the rise A pat on the back, as I step through the door My nameplate's a-gleamin', could I ask for more? So I round up the managers, and the interns too Gonna plan the next quarter, that’s just what we do It’s fun to lead the biz, got that big CEO charm Sharpenin' pencils, got the org chart under my arm I'm sortin' boxes, movin' folks from floor to floor Laughin' as I erase a name, but who's keepin' score? Now my secretary's laughin', sayin' I micromanage a tad But when your coffee’s brewed by the CFO, well, it ain’t half bad Now I'm sittin' in a meetin', talkin' targets and dreams But all I'm really thinkin', 'bout is my fantasy teams I give a nod and a wink, as the charts hit the screen My suit's from last season, but it's still lookin' clean Tick off the tasks, it's like a game of bingo But my draft email's full of sweet flamingo lingo I'm drawin' lines on my chart, it's like a treasure map Shiftin' names around, in my tailored power lap 'Fore the sun's done rising, got them emails sent My inbox is a battlefield, but I'm the president Crack a joke at lunchtime, keep the boardroom light Mergers and acquisitions, but my tie's never too tight Start my day with coffee, black as the bottom line Talkin' 'bout profits while I straighten the company sign Got sales up north, production down south But I’m just playin' Tetris with the staff layout In my fancy chair, I'm like a king on my throne Spend more time shufflin' staff than I do at home