Lyrics
[Instrumenal intro]
[Verse 1]
Woke up this morning, feeling kinda grand,
But my roommate said, “Hey, those pants are banned!”
Tried to put 'em on, but they said, “Not today,”
"Your style’s not welcome, so just go away."
[Pre-Chorus]
They said, “No jeans, no trousers, no plaid,
You can’t wear those pants, and it’s driving me mad!”
But I won’t let ‘em tell me what to wear,
I’m standing strong, I’m outta their lair!
[Chorus]
I have pants,
I have pants,
I have pants,
I have pants on,
And there's nothing you can do about that!
[Verse 2]
Went to the office, they gave me a glare,
“Those pants aren’t professional, they’re not fair!”
But I walked right in, with a confident glance,
“Watch me work this room, in my favorite pants!”
(Pre-Chorus)
They tried to say, “Your wardrobe’s a mess,
You need a suit, not those pants, I guess,”
But I won’t let ‘em bring me down,
I’m rockin’ these pants all over town!
[Chorus]
I have pants,
I have pants,
I have pants,
I have pants on,
And there's nothing you can do about that!
[Bridge]
I don’t care if the fashion police come to call,
These pants are my pride, and I’m standing tall,
No matter what they say, I’ll strut my style,
In these pants, I’ll be here a while!
[Chorus]
I have pants,
I have pants,
I have pants,
I have pants on,
And there's nothing you can do about that!
[Instrumental Intro]
[Outro]
So if you see me and you start to frown,
Just remember, I’m the best-dressed in town,
Whether you like it or not, I’ll stand my ground,
In my favorite pants, I’m feelin’ renowned!
[Chorus]
I have pants,
I have pants,
I have pants,
I have pants on,
And there's nothing you can do about that!
