Appalachian Gnome Attack

[Verse] In the hills where the shadows roam Lurks the Appalachian ass-eating gnome Silent steps in the night it creeps Gonna get you when you're fast asleep [Verse 2] I was walkin' down a dirt-track road Heard a whisper that chilled my bones Turned around saw those beady eyes That gnome was gonna eat my pride [Chorus] Run fast run far from the gnome's attack It's chasin' you it's on your back With a banjo strum we tell this tale Of a narrow escape from that fiendish gale [Verse 3] Sharp teeth biting I felt the pain Knew I had to get away or be slain Kicked and screamed with all my might Finally broke free in the dead of night [Bridge] In the dark with only moonlight glows Heard the laughter of that gnome But I'll be ready if it shows With my banjo and my stake in tow [Verse 4] Now I warn you all who hear this tune Stay clear of those hills 'neath the moon Gnomes are lurking ready to attack Guard your ass or you might not come back