So I Say (terrible stand up comedy)

standup comedy, live, chatter, laughter,

March 25th, 2024suno

Lyrics

[crowd applause, cheering] !~~~~ So my wife says to me, she says: "Honey, stop shitting your pants" and I tell her "But sweetie, we're married!" [cheering] !~~~~~ The other day I was waiting for the bus and this man comes up to me, he comes up to me and he says "You're not my son" so I turn to him and I say "I shit my pants!" [cheering] !~~~~~ Last night I was at the bar and I said to myself "Shit Pants" [cheering] [end] [crowd applause, cheering] !~~~~ You ever find someone else's shit in your pants? That ever happen to you? Yeah this guy, this guy right here, I bet he's shit in someone else's pants. !~~~~~ You ever find yourself in some sort of AI recursive look where you are instructing a large language model to say 'shit pants' in various different ways? And the whole time you still think it's funny? That's kind of sad, right? Am I right?!? [cheering] !~~~~~ Shit. Pants. [cheering] [end]

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