
So I Say (terrible stand up comedy)
standup comedy, live, chatter, laughter,
March 25th, 2024suno
Lyrics
[crowd applause, cheering]
!~~~~
So my wife says to me, she says:
"Honey, stop shitting your pants"
and I tell her
"But sweetie, we're married!"
[cheering]
!~~~~~
The other day I was waiting for the bus and this man comes up to me, he comes up to me and he says
"You're not my son"
so I turn to him and I say
"I shit my pants!"
[cheering]
!~~~~~
Last night I was at the bar and I said to myself
"Shit Pants"
[cheering]
[end]
[crowd applause, cheering]
!~~~~
You ever find someone else's shit in your pants?
That ever happen to you?
Yeah this guy, this guy right here, I bet he's shit in someone else's pants.
!~~~~~
You ever find yourself in some sort of AI recursive look where you are instructing a large language model to say 'shit pants' in various different ways?
And the whole time you still think it's funny?
That's kind of sad, right? Am I right?!?
[cheering]
!~~~~~
Shit.
Pants.
[cheering]
[end]
Recommended

Eternal Dreamscape
glitchy beats distorted synths ethereal abrasive

Задовбали!
new wave

The 4 Seasons of Love - V3
folk rock

月下狼影-Brutus
Eerie banjos, haunting violins, thunderous percussion, gritty vocals, swampy gothic soundscape, claps, chanting, gospel

Ego on Overdrive
Emo goth heavy metal

Город тревожный
funk, lonely male voice

We Are the Hemkas
kids pop lively

Doughnut Shop Darling
pop melodic country western

安全生产铁律
Mandarin,Male voice, pop
Accidental Blues
male vocalist,rock,pop,rock & roll,romantic,traditional pop,doo-wop,r&b,playful,rhythm & blues,energetic

Abrázame Ahora
suave balada romántica acústica

Beauty Music Futurist Piano
deep sexy piano, classic, futurist, beauty, sleep music

Like this ( Instrumental with hook)
boom bap, hip hop, banger, instrumental with hook, chorus only, full lenght song

The Tale of Brothers
ballad acoustic medieval

Букет
Neue Deutsche Härte

연기의 길
acoustic pop melodic
