
So I Say (terrible stand up comedy)
standup comedy, live, chatter, laughter,
March 25th, 2024suno
Lyrics
[crowd applause, cheering]
!~~~~
So my wife says to me, she says:
"Honey, stop shitting your pants"
and I tell her
"But sweetie, we're married!"
[cheering]
!~~~~~
The other day I was waiting for the bus and this man comes up to me, he comes up to me and he says
"You're not my son"
so I turn to him and I say
"I shit my pants!"
[cheering]
!~~~~~
Last night I was at the bar and I said to myself
"Shit Pants"
[cheering]
[end]
[crowd applause, cheering]
!~~~~
You ever find someone else's shit in your pants?
That ever happen to you?
Yeah this guy, this guy right here, I bet he's shit in someone else's pants.
!~~~~~
You ever find yourself in some sort of AI recursive look where you are instructing a large language model to say 'shit pants' in various different ways?
And the whole time you still think it's funny?
That's kind of sad, right? Am I right?!?
[cheering]
!~~~~~
Shit.
Pants.
[cheering]
[end]
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