
ReportLab Rhapsody
chaotic, satirical, tech-themed
July 18th, 2024suno
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Woke up this morning, had a task at hand
Generate a report, make it look real grand
Opened up ReportLab, thought I'd have some fun
But the chaos started, and I was on the run
[Chorus]
It's like stuffing ten pounds of chaos in a five-pound bag
Tables not aligning, my patience starts to sag
Plots overflow, spaces all awry
In the ReportLab Rhapsody, I just wanna cry
[Verse 2]
Fonts are too tiny, or they're way too large
Graphs are exploding, like a data barge
Margins are missing, headers go askew
In this twisted tango, I don’t know what to do
[Chorus]
It's like stuffing ten pounds of chaos in a five-pound bag
Tables not aligning, my patience starts to sag
Plots overflow, spaces all awry
In the ReportLab Rhapsody, I just wanna cry
[Spoken]
Tried to tweak the settings, adjust the frame
But no matter what I did, it looked the same
Formatting’s a mystery, a jumbled up spree
In this crazy ReportLab Rhapsody
[Piano and Horns Solo]
[Verse 3]
Finally got a layout, thought I had it made
Printed out the paper, saw a big cascade
Of misaligned columns, and rows gone wrong
In the ReportLab Rhapsody, the struggle is strong
[Chorus]
It's like stuffing ten pounds of chaos in a five-pound bag
Tables not aligning, my patience starts to sag
Plots overflow, spaces all awry
In the ReportLab Rhapsody, I just wanna cry
[Outro]
So here's my advice, if you take the plunge
ReportLab’s a jungle, get ready to lunge
Through the misfits and mayhem, just laugh and see
The humor in the ReportLab Rhapsody
[End]
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