Cheesy Troubles

[Verse] Cheddar dreams in a dairy haze Meltin' hopes on those warm Mondays Life's got sharp edges like a blade Sometimes savory feels like yesterday [Verse 2] Swiss holes punctured my fragile mind Gouda times I can't seem to find Walking in a curdled state Hard to digest this wretched fate [Chorus] Oh cheese you cruel ol’ tease Trap my heart with moldy pleas From brie to blue life's one big lie In a cheddar storm I cry cry cry [Bridge] Grated soul on a sandwich thin Crumbling like a feta sin Spread me out on crackers dry In lactose longing I lie lie lie [Verse 3] Camembert's whispers in the night Promises of a creamy light But in the shadows of each rind Only bitter remains do I find [Chorus] Oh cheese you cruel ol’ tease Trap my heart with moldy pleas From brie to blue life's one big lie In a cheddar storm I cry cry cry