The Ballad of Something Awful

[Verse] Oh, gather 'round me maties, and lend me your ears I'll tell you a tale that'll bring you to tears 'Bout a place on the web, where trolls dare to roam Where memes are born, and the ship takes you home From goons to forums, a place of delight Something Awful is a ship sailin' through the night With threads full of wit, and snarky replies It's a digital treasure, where laughter resides [Chorus] Oh, Something Awful, we praise your might The birthplace of lulz, by day and by night Through the depths of the internet we'll navigate With our keyboards as oars, we'll celebrate