My Doggy Wife

[Verse] Used to have a wife Mean as can be Growlin' and shoutin' Never let me be [Verse 2] One day she met a fairy Waved her magic wand Now she's barkin' Livin' in the backyard [Chorus] Got a dog instead now Happier life somehow No more screamin' around Just waggin' tails on the ground [Verse] Used to dodge the dishes Flyin' like frisbees Now I throw sticks And we're both so pleased [Verse 2] Neighbors think it's funny How the tables turned She barks at the moonlight Lesson she learned [Chorus] Got a dog instead now Happier life somehow No more screamin' around Just waggin' tails on the ground