Coconut Crabs Ate The First Female Pilot

Verse 1: (Spoken Intro) Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round, gather 'round! For the most whimsical tale in town! A story of mystery, lost in the past, And how Coconut Crabs had a feast at last! (Sung) In a tropical land, on a night so grand, A legend took a flight that was so well-planned. Amelia soared high, through the sky so blue, But little did she know what the crabs would do! Chorus: Coconut Crabs, oh, Coconut Crabs, With their pincers and their claws, they caused quite a gab! They found Amelia, on that fateful day, And now they’re the stars of our kooky play! Verse 2: She landed on an island, far from her chart, With dreams of adventure, a pioneering heart. But the crabs had a hunger, and a curious way, They sniffed out our heroine without delay! Bridge: (Tap dance break with Coconut Crabs) Tap, tap, tap, hear those claws go clap! In the moonlit night, it’s a coconut crab rap! They scuttle and they chatter, with a mischievous cheer, In this lighthearted story, there’s nothing to fear! Chorus: Coconut Crabs, oh, Coconut Crabs, With their pincers and their claws, they caused quite a gab! They found Amelia, on that fateful day, And now they’re the stars of our kooky play! Verse 3: (Spoken) So Amelia, brave soul, met her quirky end, With Coconut Crabs as her final friends. They danced around her, in a crustacean spree, In a Broadway twist on history! (Sung) No tragic tale, just a fanciful dream, With Coconut Crabs in the tropical gleam. They nibble and they chatter, in a comical scene, In the oddest adventure you’ve ever seen! Chorus: Coconut Crabs, oh, Coconut Crabs, With their pincers and their claws, they caused quite a gab! They found Amelia, on that fateful day, And now they’re the stars of our kooky play! Outro: So here’s to Amelia, and her unexpected plight, In a land where crabs turned day into night. A whimsical end, with laughter and cheer, In the legend of crabs and a pioneer!