
Please Don't Slap That
male vocalist,pop,country,melodic,country pop,northern american music,regional music,love,playful,sentimental,pastoral,bittersweet,passionate
April 12th, 2024udio
Lyrics
Oh my god I'm so fucking drunk right now
This girl looks like she's got a story to tell
and I'm interested
I'll be here all night longggggg
Oh my oh my got another hard-on
What the fuck should I do with this hard-on?
I look around and make sure no one is watchiiiinng
Take my hand and hide this thing.
What did I do wrong?
I'm just singing this song!
Hey, don't turn on the light!
Got a bulge in my pants that ain't right!
What do I do, start a fight?
I can't stand to think of (whooaaaaaa)
[chorus]
Throwing a fist while I got this hard-on (whoaaa-ohhh)
What would I do if I got slapped wrong? (whoaaaa-ohhhh)
My balls would hurt so much if that
happened to my little ol', ballsack
Oh my oh my don't slap my ballsack
It's not like it doesn't hurt my ballsaaaaack
You're a man and I mean GOD DAMN
My ballsaaaaackk (whoaaaaaa)
[chorus]
Throwing a fist while I got this hard-on (whoaaa-ohhh)
What would I do if I got slapped wrong? (whoaaaa-ohhhh)
My balls would hurt so much if that
happened to my little ol', ballsack
Oh my oh my don't slap my ballsack
It's not like it doesn't hurt my ballsaaaaack
Oh god oh god you just slapped my ballsack
Ow wow son of a gun (whoaaa)
wow ouch that hurt son (whoaaaa)
you just did something wrong
I swear to god you just did something wrong (whoaaa)
Okay okay okay okay okayyyyyyy
Please stop now I said okayyyyyy (whooaaaaa)
It hurts so much man
I didn't mean to hit on your woman (seriously)
You didn't have to slap it
My balllllllllllllssssssaaaaaaaackkkkkk.
I love you!
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