Please Don't Slap That

male vocalist,pop,country,melodic,country pop,northern american music,regional music,love,playful,sentimental,pastoral,bittersweet,passionate

April 12th, 2024udio

Lyrics

Oh my god I'm so fucking drunk right now This girl looks like she's got a story to tell and I'm interested I'll be here all night longggggg Oh my oh my got another hard-on What the fuck should I do with this hard-on? I look around and make sure no one is watchiiiinng Take my hand and hide this thing. What did I do wrong? I'm just singing this song! Hey, don't turn on the light! Got a bulge in my pants that ain't right! What do I do, start a fight? I can't stand to think of (whooaaaaaa) [chorus] Throwing a fist while I got this hard-on (whoaaa-ohhh) What would I do if I got slapped wrong? (whoaaaa-ohhhh) My balls would hurt so much if that happened to my little ol', ballsack Oh my oh my don't slap my ballsack It's not like it doesn't hurt my ballsaaaaack You're a man and I mean GOD DAMN My ballsaaaaackk (whoaaaaaa) [chorus] Throwing a fist while I got this hard-on (whoaaa-ohhh) What would I do if I got slapped wrong? (whoaaaa-ohhhh) My balls would hurt so much if that happened to my little ol', ballsack Oh my oh my don't slap my ballsack It's not like it doesn't hurt my ballsaaaaack Oh god oh god you just slapped my ballsack Ow wow son of a gun (whoaaa) wow ouch that hurt son (whoaaaa) you just did something wrong I swear to god you just did something wrong (whoaaa) Okay okay okay okay okayyyyyyy Please stop now I said okayyyyyy (whooaaaaa) It hurts so much man I didn't mean to hit on your woman (seriously) You didn't have to slap it My balllllllllllllssssssaaaaaaaackkkkkk. I love you!

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