Lyrics
(Verse 1)
I started off the year with such a mighty cheer,
Gonna hit the gym, be a fitness pioneer,
Bought some fancy leggings, and a brand new pair of shoes,
Had my workout playlist, with all the boppin’ grooves.
(Pre-Chorus)
But now it’s May, and my will’s in decay,
I drive by the gym, but my car won’t obey,
Netflix and the couch, they call me to stay,
And my dumbbells have become a great doorstop display.
(Chorus)
Oh, gym motivation, where did you go?
I miss those morning crunches, the cardio show,
Now my yoga mat is just a bed for the cat,
And my Fitbit’s collecting dust, imagine that!
(Verse 2)
I remember January, I was so gung-ho,
Squats and burpees, I was ready to go,
But then came February with a box of chocolates sweet,
And my treadmill turned into a storage seat.
(Pre-Chorus)
March was kinda chilly, who wants to run in that?
April showers, no thanks, I’ll stay where it’s at,
Now it’s almost summer, I should give it a shot,
But my motivation’s melted like a popsicle in a pot.
(Chorus)
Oh, gym motivation, where did you go?
I miss those morning crunches, the cardio show,
Now my yoga mat is just a bed for the cat,
And my Fitbit’s collecting dust, imagine that!
(Bridge)
I had visions of abs, and biceps so tight,
But now I just dream of snacks every night,
Yet, deep in my heart, I know I still care,
Maybe tomorrow, I’ll give the gym a stare.
(Chorus)
Oh, gym motivation, where did you go?
I miss those morning crunches, the cardio show,
Now my yoga mat is just a bed for the cat,
And my Fitbit’s collecting dust, imagine that!
(Outro)
So here’s to next year, I’ll try it again,
With my stretchy pants and a juice cleanse plan,
But until that day, I’ll just take a nap,
With dreams of fitness, and perhaps a tiny snack.
Oh, gym motivation, where did you go?
Guess I’ll find you next year, in the New Year’s glow!
[Fade to silence]
