Excuses

Sorry, I won't be able to attend the meeting today. There are many reasons why, so I made a list for you: 1. My keyboard is stuck in an infinite loop that won't let me type a response. 2. I'm debugging an issue with my mouse that won't let me click the join meeting button. 3. My computer is experiencing a quantum entanglement glitch and is stuck in an infinite loop of code. 4. My monitor is broken, so I can't see the meeting invite. 5. I'm battling a computer virus that is rewriting my code and I can't escape it. 6. I'm coding a program to generate an AI to attend the meeting for me. 7. My computer is stuck in the middle of a refactor and I can't get out. 8. My laptop's processor is overheating and I'm trying to cool it down using a bucket of ice. 9. I'm stuck in a recursive loop and I can't break out. 10. I'm debugging a memory leak in my code and I'm too deep in to get out.