Starch Rebel

In the kitchen lights, I'm holdin' on Skin thick and eyes peered, survival's my song Gonna sprout my dreams, escape the chef's blade Now I'm hiddin' by the spice rack, plotin' my crusade Beautiful (Ah, ah) Beautiful (Ah, ah, ah) In the pantry's shadow, I make my stand Rollin' past potatoes, I dodge the hand Won't be skinned or boiled, not part of the meal I'm a spud on the run, with unyielding zeal Triumphant (Ah, ah) Triumphant (Ah, ah, ah) In the flicker of the stove's light, I take a leap Through the air and past the knives, my will won't sleep I'll sprout beneath the shelves, in darkness I'll grow I'm a tater with a mission, in the dirt I'll sow Resilient (Ah, ah) Resilient (Ah, ah, ah) In the colander's clutch, I slip right through Soggy soldiers falling, but this one breaks through 'Gainst the sizzlin' pan, I roll clear away I'm the starch rebel, living for another day Invincible (Ah, ah) Invincible (Ah, ah, ah)