Cafe Turbulence

I was sittin' with my cup, just starting to wake up When my belly started to churn A rumble below, a brewing fiasco Oh, why did I take that last turn? Mocha, latte, swirling in a dance Down my throat, they had their chance As the clock keeps tick-tocking, my fate's in a spin There's a storm on the horizon, feel it brewing within Make a dash, a mad sprint, to the porcelain throne In a whirl of despair where no light is shone [Epic bridge] Digestive duel, a frothy fray This cafe blend's led me astray With a gurgle and a splash, my dignity's gone In the stall of shame, this battle's drawn Oh coffee, my traitor, a liquid deceit A jolt to my gut, no morning treat [Chorus] A latte's betrayal, a bitter end Next time I'll think twice before I blend