Lyrics
[Spoken word]
Let's learn how to make hearty mac and cheese!
[symphonic metal intro]
[Verse]
First you get ingredients
Some pasta, cheese, and a few eggs
You'll also need some butter
Salt and pepper and milk
Get that water boiling
And dump the noodles right in
Stir it up a little
So the noodles don't stick (together)
[Chorus]
This is how to make hearty
Macaroni and cheese
The taste will be so good
It will bring you to your knees
You never will go back
To the store bought blue boxes
They pale in comparison to
The magic of the Hearty Mac!
[shout] Mac!
[shout] Mac!
[shout] Hearty mac and cheese!
[Verse]
While the pasta is cooking
You should make the roux
Melt a stick of butter
And whisk in flour and salt (and pepper)
Then add a bunch of milk
And bring it close to a boil
Keep whisking it around
Until it thickens like oil
[Chorus]
This is how to make hearty
Macaroni and cheese
The taste will be so good
It will bring you to your knees
You never will go back
To the store bought blue boxes
They pale in comparison to
The magic of the Hearty Mac!
[musical solo/interlude]
[Verse]
Once the sauce is thickened up
Take it off the heat
Mix in all the shredded cheese
And then your sauce is complete
Combine the cooked pasta
With the sauce and four eggs (slop slop)
Pour in a baking dish
Sprinkle paprika all over (the top)
[Bridge]
Now put in the oven
At 350 degrees
Cover it for 40 minutes
And do not touch it please
Then uncover and let it
Bake for some 10 minutes more
And when you pull it out
Do not drop it onto the floor
[Chorus]
Congratulations on making
Macaroni and cheese
The most hearty version that
The earth has ever ever seen
Now eat it up and savor
Every single bite
Your life is changed
Your future is looking very bright
(because)
[Chorus]
This was how to make hearty
Macaroni and cheese
The taste will be so good
It will bring you to your knees
You never will go back
To the store bought blue boxes
They pale in comparison to
The magic of the Hearty Mac!
[Chorus]
Congratulations on making
Macaroni and cheese
The most hearty version that
The earth has ever ever seen
Now eat it up and savor
Every single bite
Your life is changed
Your future is looking very bright
(because)
[Chorus]
This was how to make hearty
Macaroni and cheese
The taste will be so good
It will bring you to your knees
You never will go back
To the store bought blue boxes
They pale in comparison to
The magic of the Hearty Mac!
[End]
