Hearty Mac & Cheese

[Spoken word] Let's learn how to make hearty mac and cheese! [symphonic metal intro] [Verse] First you get ingredients Some pasta, cheese, and a few eggs You'll also need some butter Salt and pepper and milk Get that water boiling And dump the noodles right in Stir it up a little So the noodles don't stick (together) [Chorus] This is how to make hearty Macaroni and cheese The taste will be so good It will bring you to your knees You never will go back To the store bought blue boxes They pale in comparison to The magic of the Hearty Mac! [shout] Mac! [shout] Mac! [shout] Hearty mac and cheese! [Verse] While the pasta is cooking You should make the roux Melt a stick of butter And whisk in flour and salt (and pepper) Then add a bunch of milk And bring it close to a boil Keep whisking it around Until it thickens like oil [Chorus] This is how to make hearty Macaroni and cheese The taste will be so good It will bring you to your knees You never will go back To the store bought blue boxes They pale in comparison to The magic of the Hearty Mac! [musical solo/interlude] [Verse] Once the sauce is thickened up Take it off the heat Mix in all the shredded cheese And then your sauce is complete Combine the cooked pasta With the sauce and four eggs (slop slop) Pour in a baking dish Sprinkle paprika all over (the top) [Bridge] Now put in the oven At 350 degrees Cover it for 40 minutes And do not touch it please Then uncover and let it Bake for some 10 minutes more And when you pull it out Do not drop it onto the floor [Chorus] Congratulations on making Macaroni and cheese The most hearty version that The earth has ever ever seen Now eat it up and savor Every single bite Your life is changed Your future is looking very bright (because) [Chorus] This was how to make hearty Macaroni and cheese The taste will be so good It will bring you to your knees You never will go back To the store bought blue boxes They pale in comparison to The magic of the Hearty Mac! [Chorus] Congratulations on making Macaroni and cheese The most hearty version that The earth has ever ever seen Now eat it up and savor Every single bite Your life is changed Your future is looking very bright (because) [Chorus] This was how to make hearty Macaroni and cheese The taste will be so good It will bring you to your knees You never will go back To the store bought blue boxes They pale in comparison to The magic of the Hearty Mac! [End]