Who the Fuck Slapped My Horse's Balls???

[Verse] Well the sun was risin' on a dusty morn' Down on the pasture where the wildflowers born Saw ol' Lucy with a bucket at dawn And a mean-ass frown like she'd been scorned [Verse 2] I hollered out "Hey Lucy What’s amiss?" She turned around Hissin’ like a snake that's been kissed Someone slapped my ol' horse’s tender gifts Said "Who the fuck did this It’s got me pissed!" [Chorus] Hey! Ho! Who's got the gall? Hey! Ho! To slap these balls? Hey! Ho! Who's got the nerve? Hey! Ho! To mess with my herd? [Verse 3] Gathered the gang 'round an old oak tree Told ‘em plain facts No mystery Ol' Charlie Wild-eyed Said it couldn’t be me Said "I’d rather be bit by a swarm of bees" [Verse 4] Mary-Jane She snickered and spilled her beans Caught her red-handed Guilty Couldn't be unseen Said she did it ‘cause she's makin’ a scene Said "Sorry Not sorry And hey It was pretty mean!" [Bridge] We all got wild with rage in our eyes Mary-Jane backed down and started to cry For the love of an animal Hands were cuffed Don't mess with the horse if you ain't tough