Who the Fuck Slapped My Horse's Balls???

bluegrass indie-folk multiple vocalists

June 16th, 2024suno

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[Verse] Well the sun was risin' on a dusty morn' Down on the pasture where the wildflowers born Saw ol' Lucy with a bucket at dawn And a mean-ass frown like she'd been scorned [Verse 2] I hollered out "Hey Lucy What’s amiss?" She turned around Hissin’ like a snake that's been kissed Someone slapped my ol' horse’s tender gifts Said "Who the fuck did this It’s got me pissed!" [Chorus] Hey! Ho! Who's got the gall? Hey! Ho! To slap these balls? Hey! Ho! Who's got the nerve? Hey! Ho! To mess with my herd? [Verse 3] Gathered the gang 'round an old oak tree Told ‘em plain facts No mystery Ol' Charlie Wild-eyed Said it couldn’t be me Said "I’d rather be bit by a swarm of bees" [Verse 4] Mary-Jane She snickered and spilled her beans Caught her red-handed Guilty Couldn't be unseen Said she did it ‘cause she's makin’ a scene Said "Sorry Not sorry And hey It was pretty mean!" [Bridge] We all got wild with rage in our eyes Mary-Jane backed down and started to cry For the love of an animal Hands were cuffed Don't mess with the horse if you ain't tough

Who the Fuck Slapped My Horse's Balls???

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