Lyrics
[Guitar intro]
[Verse 1]
The Best man raised a glass to memories so bright,
Von Martin, Greggy Tangerine, and neighbors in sight,
Zach and Tom, such great things they bring,
Matthew Perry and The Mainer, let’s do this thing.
Then there was Smokey with his famous flair,
Last was 99 Matt. The crew was all there.
We posed for photos, we all looked so grand,
A beautiful ceremony. But where’s the band?
[Chorus]
Falling out the hot tub, bruised and blue,
Vest adrift in the pool, what a view.
Sleeping on a bench, sleeping till your red,
Sleeping in a U-Haul, or in someone else’s bed,
We survived the wrath, Ty-ran-i-tar
Foot full of glass, can’t drive the car.
[Verse 2]
Connor’s toast made the skies turn dark,
Kim followed up, leaving her mark.
Zach shattered a glass, after falling twice.
Doing absurd things, for a roll of the dice
Can-can dance with Sophie’s clan,
Kaitlin and Josh, high as they can.
Zach the bartender, what do you want to drink?,
Someone’s asking, Who was that in pink?
[Chorus]
Falling out the hot tub, bruised and blue,
Vest adrift in the pool, what a view.
Sleeping on a bench, sleeping till your red,
Sleeping in a U-Haul, or in someone else’s bed,
We survived the wrath, Ty-ran-i-tar
Foot full of glass, can’t drive the car.
[30 second insane guitar solo]
[Chorus]
Falling out the hot tub, bruised and blue,
Vest adrift in the pool, what a view.
Sleeping on a bench, sleeping till your red,
Sleeping in a U-Haul, or in someone else’s bed,
We survived the wrath, Ty-ran-i-tar
Foot full of glass, can’t drive the car.
[Outro]
Greg & Haley with nuggets, joy all around
Brian’s tighty-whities, eventually found
Laughs and bruises, staying up till sunlight.
Memories to last forever, what a crazy night.
[guitar outro]
[End]
