The Cowardly Cowboy

[Verse] Way out on the prairie, where the tumbleweeds blow, Rides a man named Johnny, and his story ain't slow, He’s got a rugged hat, and a horse named Sue, But let me tell ya 'bout the thing he's afraid to do. [Verse 2] In the wide-open range, where the cattle roam free, Johnny's knees start shakin', it's a sight to see, He can face a rattlesnake, or stare down a bear, But them big ol' cows give him quite the scare. [Chorus] Oh, the cowardly cowboy, heart full of dread, Every moo makes his cheeks turn red, He rode into town, folks laughed out loud, He's the only cowboy scared of a cow. [Verse 3] He tried to wrangle one, just to prove his might, But the cow turned its head, gave him quite a fright, He dropped his lasso, brimming with fear, Ran off to the saloon, for a stronger beer. [Verse 4] The other cowboys joked, called him names behind his back, But ol' Johnny couldn't care, he was off the cattle track, He'd rather ride alone, through deserts so wide, Than let them cows take away his pride. [Chorus] Oh, the cowardly cowboy, heart full of dread, Every moo makes his cheeks turn red, He rode into town, folks laughed out loud, He's the only cowboy scared of a cow.