Lyrics
[Instrumental]
[Verse]
Now you might think I'm kooky
Because this tale is rather spooky
But there's a haunted house reported where nasty spirits have consorted
And I sauntered in devoted to catch those ghoulies and record it
[Bridge]
On my vintage y2-kay electronic camcorder device
And much to my surprise
I saw her
[Verse]
She had a pale deathly pallor
And I could see right through her
To other girls she was eerier but really not inferior
Her ectoplasmic exterior set my spine a shiver
[Chorus]
She was a hottie thottie with no body
Boo-tiful boo-dacious buxom queen
That disembodied dolly has my heart feeling knotty
An otherworldly love affair on this Halloween
[Instrumental]
[Verse]
She floated through the parlor
With a ghostly kind of glamour
Her whispers in the night
Filled my heart with pure delight
A spectral serenade that made the darkness feel so bright
[Bridge]
On my vintage y2-kay electronic camcorder device
Underneath the moonlight's guise
I saw her
[Verse]
She drifted closer, nearer
Her touch, it made me shiver
Though spectral in existence, our love was so persistent
Her phantom-like countenance broke down all my resistance
[Chorus]
She was a hottie thottie with no body
Boo-tiful boo-dacious buxom queen
That disembodied dolly has my heart feeling knotty
An otherworldly love affair on this Halloween
[Instrumental]
[Verse]
Now every night she lingers
With her cold and ghostly fingers
We dance among the shadows, through the crypts and gallows
In an eerie, thrilling waltz only spooky love allows
[Bridge]
On my vintage y2-kay electronic camcorder device
Captured in spectral paradise
I saw her
[Verse]
In the attic, we find solace
In this spectral love's grand palace
By candlelight, we share a kiss, a ghostly touch, a fleeting bliss
In this haunted haven, our love's eternal, endless, timeless
[Chorus]
She was a hottie thottie with no body
Boo-tiful boo-dacious buxom queen
That disembodied dolly has my heart feeling knotty
An otherworldly love affair on this Halloween
[Piano solo]
[Outro]
So heed my tale, dear listeners
Of love that's far from sinister
A ghostly girl so fine, I'm forever in her unbeating heart
Death will never do us apart
[Fade Out]
