Lyrics
[Violin Intro]
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[Violin Intro]
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[Instrumental 1]
→....←....↑....↓....↗....↘ My broccoli.
→...←...↑...↓...↗...↘ My broccoli.
→..←..↑..↓..↗..↘ My broccoli.
→.←.↑.↓.↗.↘ My broccoli.
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[silence]
[introduction]
My broccoli.
Ohhh my broccoli.
[break]
[intro]
[instrumental interlude]
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[Verse]
I was just going to cook me some lunch.
then i noticed, my broccoli.
It started to mold!
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[Chorus]
my broccolii!
how can this beee!
i just bought you a few days ago!
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ahhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
ohhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
lalala...→....←....↑....↓....↗....↘ My broccoli.
lalala...→...←...↑...↓...↗...↘ My broccoli.
lalala...→..←..↑..↓..↗..↘ My broccoli.
lalala...→.←.↑.↓.↗.↘ My broccoli.
[Verse]
the mold, it spreads across the head
fuzzy, green, filling me with dread
my once fresh vegetable, now rotten instead!
[Chorus]
my broccolii!
how can this beee!
i just bought you a few days ago!
[instrumental interlude]
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mhhhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
ahhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
ohhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
lalala...→....←....↑....↓....↗....↘ My broccoli.
lalala...→...←...↑...↓...↗...↘ My broccoli.
lalala...→..←..↑..↓..↗..↘ My broccoli.
lalala...→.←.↑.↓.↗.↘ My broccoli.
[Verse]
broccoli, why did you betray me?
just a few days past, you were healthy
but now decayed, foul to the eye
no longer fit, a cruelway to die!
[Chorus]
my broccolii!
how can this beee!
i just bought you a few days ago!
[instrumental interlude]
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mhhhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
ahhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
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[Verse]
i rage at the waste, it fills me with hate
my meal plans dashed, an unfair twist of fate
left with an empty plate, nothing to sate
now i have nothing, nothing to eat!
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ohhhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
mhhhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
ahhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
ohhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
lalala...→....←....↑....↓....↗....↘ My broccoli.
lalala...→...←...↑...↓...↗...↘ My broccoli.
lalala...→..←..↑..↓..↗..↘ My broccoli.
lalala...→.←.↑.↓.↗.↘ My broccoli.
[Chorus]
my broccolii!
how can this beee!
i just bought you a few days ago!
[Chorus]
my broccolii!
how can this beee!
i just bought you a few days ago!
[outro]
curse you moldy broccoli!
you've ruined everything!
aaarrrggghhhh!
[fade]
{end}
[instrumental interlude]
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→....←....↑....↓....↗....↘ My broccoli.
→...←...↑...↓...↗...↘ My broccoli.
→..←..↑..↓..↗..↘ My broccoli.
→.←.↑.↓.↗.↘ My broccoli.
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[Verse]
the mold, it spreads across the head
fuzzy, green, filling me with dread
my once fresh vegetable, now rotten instead!
[Chorus]
my broccolii!
how can this beee!
i just bought you a few days ago!
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→....←....↑....↓....↗....↘ My broccoli.
→...←...↑...↓...↗...↘ My broccoli.
→..←..↑..↓..↗..↘ My broccoli.
→.←.↑.↓.↗.↘ My broccoli.
[Verse]
broccoli, why did you betray me?
just a few days past, you were healthy
but now decayed, foul to the eye
no longer fit, a cruelway to die!
[Chorus]
my broccolii!
how can this beee!
i just bought you a few days ago!
[instrumental interlude]
ohhhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
mhhhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
ahhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
ohhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
[Verse]
i rage at the waste, it fills me with hate
my meal plans dashed, an unfair twist of fate
left with an empty plate, nothing to sate
now i have nothing, nothing to eat!
[instrumental interlude]
ohhhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
mhhhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
ahhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
ohhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
lalala...→....←....↑....↓....↗....↘ My broccoli.
lalala...→...←...↑...↓...↗...↘ My broccoli.
lalala...→..←..↑..↓..↗..↘ My broccoli.
lalala...→.←.↑.↓.↗.↘ My broccoli.
[Chorus]
my broccolii!
how can this beee!
i just bought you a few days ago!
[Chorus]
my broccolii!
how can this beee!
i just bought you a few days ago!
[outro]
curse you moldy broccoli!
you've ruined everything!
aaarrrggghhhh!
[fade]
{end}
[Chorus]
my broccolii!
how can this beee!
i just bought you a few days ago!
[instrumental interlude]
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→....←....↑....↓....↗....↘ My broccoli.
→...←...↑...↓...↗...↘ My broccoli.
→..←..↑..↓..↗..↘ My broccoli.
→.←.↑.↓.↗.↘ My broccoli.
[Verse]
broccoli, why did you betray me?
just a few days past, you were healthy
but now decayed, foul to the eye
no longer fit, a cruelway to die!
[Chorus]
my broccolii!
how can this beee!
i just bought you a few days ago!
[instrumental interlude]
ohhhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
mhhhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
ahhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
ohhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
[Verse]
i rage at the waste, it fills me with hate
my meal plans dashed, an unfair twist of fate
left with an empty plate, nothing to sate
now i have nothing, nothing to eat!
[instrumental interlude]
ohhhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
mhhhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
ahhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
ohhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
lalala...→....←....↑....↓....↗....↘ My broccoli.
lalala...→...←...↑...↓...↗...↘ My broccoli.
lalala...→..←..↑..↓..↗..↘ My broccoli.
lalala...→.←.↑.↓.↗.↘ My broccoli.
[Chorus]
my broccolii!
how can this beee!
i just bought you a few days ago!
[Chorus]
my broccolii!
how can this beee!
i just bought you a few days ago!
[outro]
curse you moldy broccoli!
you've ruined everything!
aaarrrggghhhh!
[fade]
{end}
[instrumental interlude]
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[Chorus]
my broccolii!
how can this beee!
i just bought you a few days ago!
[instrumental interlude]
ohhhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
mhhhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
ahhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
ohhhh..↗↘↓↓ ↗↘↓↓ 🎉🚨 ↓↓↗↘
[Verse]
i rage at the waste, it fills me with hate
my meal plans dashed, an unfair twist of fate
left with an empty plate, nothing to sate
now i have nothing, nothing to eat!
[instrumental interlude]
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[Instrumental 1]
→....←....↑....↓....↗....↘ My broccoli.
→...←...↑...↓...↗...↘ My broccoli.
→..←..↑..↓..↗..↘ My broccoli.
→.←.↑.↓.↗.↘ My broccoli.
[Chorus]
my broccolii!
how can this beee!
i just bought you a few days ago!
[Chorus]
my broccolii!
how can this beee!
i just bought you a few days ago!
[outro]
curse you moldy broccoli!
you've ruined everything!
aaarrrggghhhh!
[fade]
{end}
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