Big Earl and Me

When the trailer pulled up and they dropped the gate I knew his arrival was more than fate One look in his eyes and I could plainly tell His life with us would go very well A special bond there soon would be Between this pig, Big Earl, and me He's long and tall and very sweet He's a lot of things, but not petite He's as laid back as a pig can be Like me he's clumsy as can be Can't neither of us climb a tree We're two of a kind, Big Earl and me He helps me with my chores each day Most of the time he's in my way I'd chase him off but I'd rather he stay While across my tools he likes to lay He helps me work till time to feed We're quite a team, Big Earl and me There's a lot we just don't understand Why man must kill to feel so grand And always have the upper hand He's taught me lots 'bout humility And different ways I've come to see Thanks to the love 'tween Earl and me When our race is run and we meet out fate We'll both show up at the Pearly Gate I'll bet Saint Peter will make us wait While he asks the Lord to look and see If there are two heavenly spaces free One for Big Earl and one for me When our race is run and we meet out fate We'll both show up at the Pearly Gate I'll bet Saint Peter will make us wait While he asks the Lord to look and see If there are two heavenly spaces free One for Big Earl and one for me