Skid Mark Row

[Verse] Skid Mark Row is all I know, Since I blew my ass out, don’t you know, Tore my jeans in a muddy field, Now my rear's got a story to yield. [Verse 2] Just a country boy, livin' free, Old truck and a little debauchery, Got a laugh from the gals in town, Walkin' 'round with a tattered gown. [Chorus] Skid Mark Row, that’s where I go, With a rip so big, the whole town knows, From the diner to the barber chair, They’re laughin' 'bout my derrière. [Verse 3] I tried to patch it, but it won’t do, Momma said it’s your badge of truth, Wear it proud, like a cowboy's hat, Even with a tear, you belong at bat. [Bridge] Life is short, and sometimes rough, But a busted seam ain't bad enough, To keep me down or make me frown, I’ll strut my stuff all over town. [Verse 4] They call me the skid mark man, With a rusty truck and a steady hand, Fix the barn and mend my soul, But my jeans still show the toll.