UberEats Blues

[Short Instrumental Intro: Funky Bass] [Verse 1] I've got the UberEats blues, and my wallet feels the strain, Every night I order out, 'cause cooking feels like pain. From pizza to sushi, burgers, and fries, The delivery driver knows my name, it's no surprise. [Chorus] UberEats blues, it's a daily routine, Spending all my cash on meals unseen. Late-night cravings, it's a never-ending game, I'm living in a takeout hall of fame. [Break: Jazzy Sax Solo] [Verse 2] My kitchen's gathering dust, pots and pans out of sight, The doorbell rings, another feast to ignite. From ramen to tacos, wings, and dessert, The food's always hot, but my bank account's hurt. [Chorus] UberEats blues, it's a daily routine, Spending all my cash on meals unseen. Late-night cravings, it's a never-ending game, I'm living in a takeout hall of fame. [Bridge: Spoken Word] It's a love-hate affair, convenience at a cost, But every bite's a delight, even when I'm lost. In this digital age, where food's just a click away, The UberEats blues are here to stay. [Outro: Melodic Interlude] UberEats blues, it's a story of our time, When cooking feels like a mountain we can't climb. But as long as there's delivery, I'll never be alone, In the UberEats blues, I've found my comfort zone. [Fade to End]