Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Alarm clock screamin', gotta get outta bed
But that comfy blanket whispers, "Hit snooze instead!"
Ten more minutes turn to an hour, then another one too
Suddenly it's 3 PM, and everything's gotta be done, boo hoo
[Chorus]
It's the procrastinator's anthem, the song of the last minute crew
Deadlines loom like monsters, but scrolling feels so new
We're masters of "I'll do it later," experts at the "Maybe Not"
Coffee-fueled all-nighters, that's our battle cry, oh what a lot!
[Verse 2]
Professor's email, assignment due at midnight sharp
But here I am, watching cat videos, trapped in this mental warp
Suddenly remember, laundry's piled to the sky
But hey, a clean shirt tomorrow, why even try?
[Chorus]
It's the procrastinator's anthem, the song of the last minute crew
Deadlines loom like monsters, but scrolling feels so new
We're masters of "I'll do it later," experts at the "Maybe Not"
Coffee-fueled all-nighters, that's our battle cry, oh what a lot!
[Bridge]
They say time management's key, but that sounds like too much work
We thrive on the pressure, the adrenaline surge
Panic attacks become our muse, fueling our creative burst
(Except when it doesn't, then we're doomed, the universe is cursed!)
[Chorus]
It's the procrastinator's anthem, the song of the last minute crew
Deadlines loom like monsters, but scrolling feels so new
We're masters of "I'll do it later," experts at the "Maybe Not"
Coffee-fueled all-nighters, that's our battle cry, oh what a lot!
[Outro]
So next time you see us rushing, with a wild look in our eye
Don't judge, just pray for our sanity, as we sprint and try
To somehow, maybe, hopefully, just barely scrape by
'Cause that's the life of a procrastinator, a high-stakes, chaotic lie!
