The "Maybe Later" Manifesto

[Verse 1] Alarm clock screamin', gotta get outta bed But that comfy blanket whispers, "Hit snooze instead!" Ten more minutes turn to an hour, then another one too Suddenly it's 3 PM, and everything's gotta be done, boo hoo [Chorus] It's the procrastinator's anthem, the song of the last minute crew Deadlines loom like monsters, but scrolling feels so new We're masters of "I'll do it later," experts at the "Maybe Not" Coffee-fueled all-nighters, that's our battle cry, oh what a lot! [Verse 2] Professor's email, assignment due at midnight sharp But here I am, watching cat videos, trapped in this mental warp Suddenly remember, laundry's piled to the sky But hey, a clean shirt tomorrow, why even try? [Chorus] It's the procrastinator's anthem, the song of the last minute crew Deadlines loom like monsters, but scrolling feels so new We're masters of "I'll do it later," experts at the "Maybe Not" Coffee-fueled all-nighters, that's our battle cry, oh what a lot! [Bridge] They say time management's key, but that sounds like too much work We thrive on the pressure, the adrenaline surge Panic attacks become our muse, fueling our creative burst (Except when it doesn't, then we're doomed, the universe is cursed!) [Chorus] It's the procrastinator's anthem, the song of the last minute crew Deadlines loom like monsters, but scrolling feels so new We're masters of "I'll do it later," experts at the "Maybe Not" Coffee-fueled all-nighters, that's our battle cry, oh what a lot! [Outro] So next time you see us rushing, with a wild look in our eye Don't judge, just pray for our sanity, as we sprint and try To somehow, maybe, hopefully, just barely scrape by 'Cause that's the life of a procrastinator, a high-stakes, chaotic lie!