Of scarecrows and carrots

(Verse 1) Gather 'round, my Scarecrow kin, 'Tis time to clear our names, our rep to mend, A tale of innocence, of carrots and lies, Of a bunny's wrath, the truth we defy, (Chorus) Oh, we Scarecrows, we stand accused, Of stealing carrots, a crime abused, But we spurn those roots, so bitter and vile, Our hunger lies elsewhere, in a more thrilling style, (Verse 2) In the twilight hours, we prowl and roam, The fields and hills, our hunger never tamed, The whispers of the stalks, the rustle of the breeze, The taste of adventurers, the thrill of the chase, (Chorus) Oh, we Scarecrows, we stand accused, Of stealing carrots, a crime abused, But we spurn those roots, so bitter and vile, Our hunger lies elsewhere, in a more thrilling style, (Bridge) The bunny points his finger, accusation in his eyes, But we, the Scarecrows, know the truth, His carrot-filled belly, his hopping, joyful dance, The real thief, he is, a fact we advance, (Verse 3) The bunny cries, 'Twas us, 'tis plain to see, But we retort, 'Twas you, or so it be, The carrot thief, unmasked, his lies laid bare, The truth, at last, in the crisp night air, (Chorus) Oh, we Scarecrows, we stand accused, Of stealing carrots, a crime abused, Oh, we Scarecrows, we stand accused, Of stealing carrots, a crime abused, But we spurn those roots, so bitter and vile, Our hunger lies elsewhere, in a more thrilling style, (Verse 4) Why, you ask, would we carrots eat, When adventurers' essence, so much more sweet? Their fear and panic, a flavor so rare, A feast we Scarecrows, with great joy, share, (Chorus) Oh, we Scarecrows, we stand accused, Of stealing carrots, a crime abused, But we spurn those roots, so bitter and vile, Our hunger lies elsewhere, in a more thrilling style, [Instrumental Outro]