Calm Down, Mate

Northern British Dialect, Conversational and Quirky, Gritty Beat, Satirical, British Rap, Comedy Rap, Light Beat, Humor.

July 1st, 2024suno

Lyrics

[Verse 1] [Slow and playful, gritty beat] Stressin' on the rain, callin' it a hurricane Spillin' on your shirt, actin' like it's major pain Tripped over a pebble, claimin' it's an earthquake Calm down, mate, 'ave a slice of life's cake (OI!) [Verse 2] [Calm and conversational, light beat] Laundry day, missin' a sock, end o' the universe (OI!) WiFi's slow, sayin' it's a digital curse Queuing at the Tesco, man actin' like he's toast Chill out, breathin' deep, dosin' on a laugh dose (calm down, calm down) [Chorus] [Upbeat and catchy, gritty beat] Tiny troubles, magnifyin' in yer brain Don't sweat it, mate, it's a drizzlin' not a hurricane Take a minute, see the beauty in the mundane Let it slide, let the peace in, stop the pain (calm down, calm down) [Verse 3] [Light and whimsical, playful beat] Parking ticket, screamin' 'bout conspiracy (OI!) Spilled milk, actin' like it's history Rained on me brolly, thinkin' it's a tragedy Take a heartbeat, mate, return to sanity (calm down, calm down) [Bridge] [Quirky and dramatic, quirky sound effects] Yer not in a war zone, not a prisoner of woe Tiny hiccup, breathe, and let it go (OI!) Find the punchline in the minor hassle, bro Laugh it off, then watch the laughter grow [Chorus] [Upbeat and catchy, gritty beat] Tiny troubles, magnifyin' in yer brain Don't sweat it, mate, it's a drizzlin' not a hurricane Take a minute, see the beauty in the mundane Let it slide, let the peace in, stop the pain (calm down, calm down) [Verse 4] [Reflective and ironic, mellow beat] Flat tire, cursin' like the world’s on fire (OI!) Coffee spill, actin' like it's an empire Lost yer keys, thinkin' it’s a grand heist (OI!) Relax, mate, don’t pay the drama price [Rap Section - Quirky and Funny] [Rap beat, humorous tone] Yeah, yer phone died, it's a national crisis Missed the bus, like it's mid-life crisis Train delays, actin' like it's the apocalypse (OI!) Chill, mate, life’s full of tiny spices Breathe in, breathe out, don't be a drama scout Life's a sitcom, no need to scream and shout (calm down, calm down) [Fast Rap Section] [Fast beat, high energy] Breathin' heavy, panickin' at a queue Spilled me pint, now what do I do? Neighbor's dog barkin', actin' like it's war Stubbed me toe, can't take it anymore (OI!) Lost the remote, can't find the telly Crumbs in the bed, jam on me welly Forgot me brolly, now I'm soakin' wet Calm down, mate, don't start a fret WiFi's down, now you're outta sorts Pigeon nicked yer chips, life’s too short (calm down, calm down) [Chorus] [Upbeat and catchy, gritty beat] Tiny troubles, magnifyin' in yer brain Don't sweat it, mate, it's a drizzlin' not a hurricane Take a minute, see the beauty in the mundane Let it slide, let the peace in, stop the pain (calm down, calm down) [Outro] [Grand and uplifting, harmonious vocals] So next time life hands yer a minor scare Laugh it off, don’t pull out yer hair (OI!) Find the humor in the everyday glare Stay chill, stay light, life’s a breath of fresh air....

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