Lyrics
[Verse 1]
[Slow and playful, gritty beat]
Stressin' on the rain, callin' it a hurricane
Spillin' on your shirt, actin' like it's major pain
Tripped over a pebble, claimin' it's an earthquake
Calm down, mate, 'ave a slice of life's cake (OI!)
[Verse 2]
[Calm and conversational, light beat]
Laundry day, missin' a sock, end o' the universe (OI!)
WiFi's slow, sayin' it's a digital curse
Queuing at the Tesco, man actin' like he's toast
Chill out, breathin' deep, dosin' on a laugh dose (calm down, calm down)
[Chorus]
[Upbeat and catchy, gritty beat]
Tiny troubles, magnifyin' in yer brain
Don't sweat it, mate, it's a drizzlin' not a hurricane
Take a minute, see the beauty in the mundane
Let it slide, let the peace in, stop the pain (calm down, calm down)
[Verse 3]
[Light and whimsical, playful beat]
Parking ticket, screamin' 'bout conspiracy (OI!)
Spilled milk, actin' like it's history
Rained on me brolly, thinkin' it's a tragedy
Take a heartbeat, mate, return to sanity (calm down, calm down)
[Bridge]
[Quirky and dramatic, quirky sound effects]
Yer not in a war zone, not a prisoner of woe
Tiny hiccup, breathe, and let it go (OI!)
Find the punchline in the minor hassle, bro
Laugh it off, then watch the laughter grow
[Chorus]
[Upbeat and catchy, gritty beat]
Tiny troubles, magnifyin' in yer brain
Don't sweat it, mate, it's a drizzlin' not a hurricane
Take a minute, see the beauty in the mundane
Let it slide, let the peace in, stop the pain (calm down, calm down)
[Verse 4]
[Reflective and ironic, mellow beat]
Flat tire, cursin' like the world’s on fire (OI!)
Coffee spill, actin' like it's an empire
Lost yer keys, thinkin' it’s a grand heist (OI!)
Relax, mate, don’t pay the drama price
[Rap Section - Quirky and Funny]
[Rap beat, humorous tone]
Yeah, yer phone died, it's a national crisis
Missed the bus, like it's mid-life crisis
Train delays, actin' like it's the apocalypse (OI!)
Chill, mate, life’s full of tiny spices
Breathe in, breathe out, don't be a drama scout
Life's a sitcom, no need to scream and shout (calm down, calm down)
[Fast Rap Section]
[Fast beat, high energy]
Breathin' heavy, panickin' at a queue
Spilled me pint, now what do I do?
Neighbor's dog barkin', actin' like it's war
Stubbed me toe, can't take it anymore (OI!)
Lost the remote, can't find the telly
Crumbs in the bed, jam on me welly
Forgot me brolly, now I'm soakin' wet
Calm down, mate, don't start a fret
WiFi's down, now you're outta sorts
Pigeon nicked yer chips, life’s too short (calm down, calm down)
[Chorus]
[Upbeat and catchy, gritty beat]
Tiny troubles, magnifyin' in yer brain
Don't sweat it, mate, it's a drizzlin' not a hurricane
Take a minute, see the beauty in the mundane
Let it slide, let the peace in, stop the pain (calm down, calm down)
[Outro]
[Grand and uplifting, harmonious vocals]
So next time life hands yer a minor scare
Laugh it off, don’t pull out yer hair (OI!)
Find the humor in the everyday glare
Stay chill, stay light, life’s a breath of fresh air....
