Climbing High in Dixie

[Verse] Down at the local gym, where the neon lights collide, You'll find me climbin' stairs, and I'm takin' 'em in stride. Sweat drippin' down my brow, but I'm feelin' mighty fine, In this honky-tonk hellscape, workin' out's my kind of shine. [Verse 2] Ol' Joe, he's on the treadmill; Betty's doin' squats, But I'm on the Stairmaster, givin' it all I've got. With every step I'm takin', I'm feelin' mountain high, Workin' on my fitness, under that Tennessee sky. [Chorus] I'm climbin' high in Dixie, feelin' like a king, Stairmaster's my palace, where I do my fitness thing. From the bottom to the top, I make that journey grand, Gonna reach the peak of health, in this sweet southern land. [Verse 3] Got my country playlist, playin' loud in my ears, Ain't no time for slow songs, just them Yankee steers. Each step's another victory, each stair's a melody, On this steel contraption, I'm as wild as I can be. [Verse 4] Crossfit may be somethin', and yoga has its charm, But the Stairmaster's the place where I bring the farm. It’s like climbin' Smoky Mountains, every day a brand new trek, From the first step up till sunset, I'll be holdin' it in check. [Chorus] I'm climbin' high in Dixie, feelin' like a king, Stairmaster's my palace, where I do my fitness thing. From the bottom to the top, I make that journey grand, Gonna reach the peak of health, in this sweet southern land.