Not the Sharpest Tool

[Verse] Woke up this morning Couldn't find my keys They were in the freezer Next to frozen peas [Verse 2] Tried to cook breakfast But I burnt my toast I guess I'll eat cereal Cause I like that most [Chorus] I'm not the sharpest Tool in the shed Can't find my shoes Or make my bed But I'm laughing Having fun instead Living my life With a smile wide spread [Verse 3] Made a phone call But I lost my train Asked for directions Then forgot again [Bridge] I trip on flat ground Spill my own drink Forgot my own birthday Made everyone think [Chorus] I'm not the sharpest Tool in the shed Can't find my shoes Or make my bed But I'm laughing Having fun instead Living my life With a smile wide spread