Crazy Cat Boarding House Blues: Overrun by Furry Friends!

Cat Boarding House Blues Chorus: Meow, meow, cat boarding house blues Feline friends, we just can't refuse Scratch at the door, slip through the cracks Our home's gone wild, overrun by cats! Verse 1: We were new in town, feeling down and out Our shabby place gave us reason to pout Then came a scratch, a meow at the door Opened it up, our lives changed evermore First came Billy, cigarette in his maw Jumped in my partner's arms, breaking every law He purred his name, ignored ours with sass That tabby sure had a whole lot of class Verse 2: Billy Bourbon, in the kitchen he roamed Found a tuna can, made himself at home Sloppy tracks of drool, TV snacks on demand Dropped the can and sprawled, this place was grand My partner told Billy, "Use the can for your ash," But Billy let the hot embers fall with a splash She rushed to stop things from burning down While Billy acted like he owned the town Hook: (Spoken rhythmically) Boom Boom, Sumo, Shelly Can-Can Our cat crew's growing, join the fan clan! Meow along, don't you wait Cat boarding blues, it's our fate! Verse 3: Shelly Can-Can strutted in with grace Jelly Nose followed, whiskers in your face Skippy and Boom-Boom, a dynamic duo And Sumo Belle? She's no average Joe! Our quiet home? Now a feline fiesta Each day's a party, each night a siesta From dawn to dusk, they roam and play In our hearts, these kitties will always stay Chorus: Meow, meow, cat boarding house blues Feline friends, we just can't refuse Scratch at the door, slip through the cracks Our home's gone wild, overrun by cats! Bridge: Every night we hear that familiar sound (Scratch, scratch) Who's next to join our merry-go-round? (Meow, meow) Our crazy clan, our purring crew Life with cats? A dream come true! Verse 4: We moved in blue, now we're feline fine Our hovel's transformed to a cat design Fur on the couch, toys on the floor Wouldn't change a thing, we're lonely no more Hairballs here and litter boxes there Tangled in our feet, fur in the air So if you're feeling down, here's what to do Find a place where the cats come to you They'll bring you joy, and love so bold A tail-wagging story that never gets old Final Chorus: Meow, meow, cat boarding house blues Feline friends, we just can't refuse Scratch at the door, slip through the cracks Our home's gone wild, overrun by cats! Meow, meow, cat boarding house blues From lonely to loved, thanks to our mews Open your heart, let the fur balls in Cat boarding life? It's a total win! Outro: (Spoken with cat sounds in the background) Remember folks, adopt don't shop Give a home to a cat, be a real top pop Share your #CatBoardingBlues and spread the joy Every kitty deserves a loving home to enjoy! (Fade out with various cat meows and purrs)