Lyrics
(Verse 1)
There once was a fellow, no name did he hold,
Whose aroma, well, let's just say it was bold.
He'd walk down the street, and the folks would all flee,
Leaving whispers of "Phew!" hanging thick in the breeze.
(Chorus)
Oh, the nameless one, with a stench all his own,
Like a cheese factory left much too long in the sun.
But beneath all that funk, was a heart kind and true,
Just a lonely soul, yearning for someone brand new.
(Verse 2)
One day in the park, a young girl he did meet,
With a smile bright and warm, and a spirit so sweet.
He shuffled on by, with a sigh and a frown,
Sure his pungent perfume would surely drive her from town.
(Chorus)
Oh, the nameless one, with a stench all his own,
Like a cheese factory left much too long in the sun.
But beneath all that funk, was a heart kind and true,
Just a lonely soul, yearning for someone brand new.
(Verse 3)
But the girl, she stopped by, with a twinkle in her eye,
"Hello there," she chirped, "Lovely day, isn't it? Why
The downcast expression?" The nameless one stammered,
"It's just... well, you see, I'm afraid I might be hampered..."
(Chorus)
By the stench all his own, like a cheese factory left much too long in the sun.
But beneath all that funk, was a heart kind and true,
Just a lonely soul, yearning for someone brand new.
(Verse 4)
The girl gave a laugh, a melodious sound,
"Everyone has a flaw, some are found underground.
But kindness and friendship, they shine ever bright,
And those are the qualities that make everything right."
(Outro)
From that day on, the nameless one, though he still might have stunk,
Had a friend by his side, never faltered or shrunk.
They walked through the park, with laughter so free,
A reminder that friendship can bloom, for even the smelliest of thee.
