Waluigi Number One

[Verse] I’m the one they call Waluigi In my lab I cook up things crazy Gadgets whirring machines a-burring Pinball champion always winning [Verse 2] I got dreams to be a Superstar Wah-ing loud I’ll go so far Twisting spanners I make my schemes Invention master plotter of dreams [Chorus] Waluigi number one Wah wah wah here I come In my world I’ll rise so high Superstar Waluigi’s nigh [Bridge] Twirling moustache evil laugh They all fear my next grand craft Pipes and gears sparks and smoke No plan here’s a silly joke [Verse 3] Planting traps and making noise Ruin heroes steal their joys In my pinball lights will flash Wah wah wah their dreams I’ll smash [Chorus] Waluigi number one Wah wah wah here I come In my world I’ll rise so high Superstar Waluigi’s nigh