Trouble In My Levi's

[intro] [twangy guitar solo] (Verse 1) Out on the backroads, 'neath the moon's soft light, In my old truck, just me and the night, Stopped at a diner, hunger in my core, Little did I know what lay in store. (Chorus) Sittin' at the counter, sippin' my brew, Feelin' fine 'til my stomach grew, Then it hit me like a hurricane, Oh Lord, I done shat my pants again. (Verse 2) Tried to keep it in, but it wouldn't abide, Those beans and burgers took me for a ride, I clenched my fists, tried to stay composed, But my gut screamed out, "You're gonna explode!" (Chorus) Hoppin' 'round, tryin' to play it cool, Wishin' I could just jump in the pool, But there I stood, in my moment of pain, Oh Lord, I done shat my pants again. (Bridge) Walkin' funny, like a cowboy on a dare, Wishin' I could vanish into thin air, This embarrassment, it cuts like a knife, Just a country boy with a messy life. (Chorus) Laughin' with friends, havin' a blast, 'Til my stomach said, "That's your last," Now I'm standin' here, with a crimson stain, Oh Lord, I done shat my pants again. (Outro) So take heed, my friend, from my sad refrain, Watch what you eat, or you'll feel the pain, 'Cause there ain't nothin' worse, nothin' more insane, Than a country boy singin' 'bout his pants in flames.