Grandma Ran Me Over With a Wheelchair

[intro instrumental] Verse 1: Grandma ran me over with a wheelchair, Spilling my coffee everywhere, I had a mocha, warm and sweet, Now it's all over the street. Pre-Chorus: But I can't help but laugh, it's just my luck, A morning surprise, I was really struck, Grandma's got style, she's got flair, Even if my mocha's everywhere. Chorus: Oh, Grandma, what a wild ride, Spilling coffee, can't hide my pride, Dancing through the chaos, life's a dream, With a mocha in hand, and a funny scene. [instrumental break] [sounds of winter wind] Hook: Mocha, mocha, love it so, Even if it ends in a coffee show, Dance to the beat, laugh and sing, Grandma's wild ride, what a fling! Verse 2: Now every morning, it's a race, To grab my coffee and find my place, Grandma's speeding through the hall, Laughing, having a ball. Pre-Chorus: But I can't help but join the fun, With every spill, the day's begun, Life's too short to sweat the small, With Grandma around, I stand tall. Chorus: Oh, Grandma, what a wild ride, Spilling coffee, can't hide my pride, Dancing through the chaos, life's a dream, With a mocha in hand, and a funny scene. [Instrumental break] [sounds of bells] Hook: Mocha, mocha, love it so, Even if it ends in a coffee show, Dance to the beat, laugh and sing, Grandma's wild ride, what a fling! Bridge: Spilling mocha in the winter chill, Grandma's laughter, it's such a thrill, Snowflakes falling, warmth in the air, In this joyful, loving affair. Chorus: Oh, Grandma, what a wild ride, Spilling coffee, can't hide my pride, Dancing through the chaos, life's a dream, With a mocha in hand, and a funny scene. Hook: Mocha, mocha, love it so, Even if it ends in a coffee show, Dance to the beat, laugh and sing, Grandma's wild ride, what a fling! Outro: Mocha, mocha, love it so, Even if it ends in a coffee show, Dance to the beat, laugh and sing, Grandma's wild ride, what a fling! [outro instrumental fade out] [end] [outro instrumental fade out] [end]