Customer Service Blues

[Verse] On the line Kristine's taking calls all day At the credit union Where she's bound to stay From nine to five She's the voice on the line Dealing with the questions Some beyond divine [Verse 2] "I've lost my socks Can you help me find them?" "Why won't my toaster toast my ham?" These kind of calls They're all in a day's work But Kristine's patience It begins to hurt [Chorus] Oh The customer service blues They're getting to her head Each question stranger than the last She's hanging by a thread Kristine's got a heart of gold But it's hard to understand Why some folks dial up the line with the most ridiculous demands [Chorus] Oh The customer service blues They're getting to her head Each question stranger than the last She's hanging by a thread Kristine's got a heart of gold But it's hard to understand Why some folks dial up the line with the most ridiculous demands