🤠 The Clumsy Cowboy Blues 🤠

[Verse 1] Well, I woke up this mornin', feelin' like John Wayne But my day went south, faster than a runaway train Choked on my straw, got a hole in my boot My three-day beard, well, it's raisin' a hoot Tried to saddle up, but the horse said no Stepped in a pile, now I move real slow Slipped on the barn floor, landed on my back This clumsy cowboy's luck, it's way off track [Pre-Chorus] My wife’s yellin', “Trim that mess!” As I stumble 'round, in distress I'm the clumsy cowboy, ain't it grand? Life's a rodeo, without a plan [Chorus] I'm the clumsy cowboy, havin' a bad day Kicked by a cow, in a painful way Milk's gone sour, chickens are mad Prairie dust in my eyes, makes me feel so bad [Verse 2] Went to feed the chickens, they gave me the eye One pecked my hand, made me wanna cry The milk in the barn, turned sour as can be And the rooster crowed, right at me Tripped on a bucket, fell into the hay Got a splinter in my finger, it ain't my day The tractor won't start, it's outta gas And I ripped my jeans, on a rusty old fence post [Pre-Chorus] My wife’s yellin', “Get it together!” As I face this cowboy weather I'm the clumsy cowboy, what a sight Tryin' to make it through this crazy plight [Chorus] I'm the clumsy cowboy, havin' a bad day Kicked by a cow, in a painful way Milk's gone sour, chickens are mad Prairie dust in my eyes, makes me feel so bad [Verse 3] Hay fever's got me sneezin', can't catch a break Tripped on a rake, landed in the lake Dust in my eyes, can't see a thing I ain't John Wayne, but I can sing Fence needs mendin', but I lost my tools Cow's in the kitchen, breakin' all the rules Dog ran off with my only hat This clumsy cowboy, what's up with that? [Pre-Chorus] My wife’s yellin', “Fix this mess!” As I face another test I'm the clumsy cowboy, what a day Livin' life in a hapless way [Chorus] I'm the clumsy cowboy, havin' a bad day Kicked by a cow, in a painful way Milk's gone sour, chickens are mad Prairie dust in my eyes, makes me feel so bad [Chorus] I'm the clumsy cowboy, havin' a bad day Kicked by a cow, in a painful way Milk's gone sour, chickens are mad Prairie dust in my eyes, makes me feel so bad [Outro] So here's to the cowboys, clumsy as can be Life's a wild ride, just wait and see I might not be John Wayne, but I've got my charm Just a clumsy cowboy, livin' life on the farm Just a clumsy cowboy, livin' life on the farm [Fade to End] [End] (silence) cartoon of a funny looking cowboy for song cover