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The Lament of the Lagging Database
pirate sea shanty folk
April 15th, 2024suno
Lyrics
[Verse]
Oh
The server's groaning
It's been workin' all night
The database is creakin'
Strugglin' with its might
The load is heavy
It's too overwhelmed to cope
I long for swift refresh
But it's all just smoke
[Chorus]
Yo-ho
Me hearties
We're stuck in the lag
The power bee eye reports
They're a drag
We sail through the data
No progress we find
Oh
The lament of the lagging
It's drivin' us blind
[Verse]
The code is weary
It's lost all its thrill
I need me figures
But the system won't fulfill
Slow and sluggish
It's like a sinking ship
I yearn for speed
But it's all just a blip
[Verse 2]
We've tried every trick
Every query we've spun
But the data's just stuck
And the night's nearly done
The crew's getting restless
Their patience wearing thin
As we wait for that moment
When the refresh will begin
[Chorus]
Yo-ho
Me hearties
We're stuck in the lag
The power bee eye reports
They're a drag
We sail through the data
No progress we find
Oh
The lament of the lagging
It's drivin' us blind
[Verse 3]
But we'll weather this storm
Though the waves crash and roar
For we're sailors of data
And we've faced this before
With perseverance and grit
We'll see the dawn's light
And finally, our reports
Will refresh and take flight
[Outro]
So hoist up the anchor
And set sail once more
Through the sea of information
To the distant shore
For though the lag may delay
Our course we'll chart true
And in the end, me hearties
We'll see our data dreams come true!
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