
Bernie's Granny Pants
country melodic acoustic
August 8th, 2024suno
Lyrics
[Verse]
In a small town, down a gravel road,
Lived a fella name of Bernie, story must be told.
He wore a Stetson hat, and boots scuffed with pride,
But ol' Bernie had a secret he was trying to hide.
[Verse 2]
One Sunday at the church, folks gathered 'round,
Bernie felt a rumble, deep and profound.
He dashed out the back, 'cross the church-owned land,
But he couldn't outrun his own body's demands.
[Chorus]
Oh, Bernie, Bernie, in your granny pants,
You danced the dance, a desperate circumstance.
Granny’s lacy bloomers, an unlikely romance,
A tale of man's misfortune, in them granny pants.
[Verse 3]
He found those bloomers hanging, on a clothesline sway,
Hoped to make it home, but he had to obey.
He stepped into the cotton, so fluffy and blue,
Prayed to heavens above, "Don't let this be true."
[Verse 4]
But fate wasn't kind, he stumbled and fell,
Right in the dirt, with a resounding yell.
Granny’s undergarments wrapped 'round him tight,
And Bernie knew he'd be the joke of the night.
[Chorus]
Oh, Bernie, Bernie, in your granny pants,
You danced the dance, a desperate circumstance.
Granny’s lacy bloomers, an unlikely romance,
A tale of man's misfortune, in them granny pants.
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