Cheese Cult Anthem

[Verse] In the land of whey and cream Where cheddar dreams reign supreme We bow to the mozzarella king In curd we trust and zing [Verse 2] Offering Gouda on our knees To satiate the cheese lords' pleas From brie to Swiss so devout Our rites with cheese no doubt [Chorus] Hail the mozzarella overlord In his dairy realm we're sworn With food sacrifices all around Till the cheese wheels go round and round [Verse 3] Sharp as a blade is the old sharp cheddar Feta crumbles make life better In the sacred halls we sing Of our cheese ancestral king [Bridge] Grate and melt and slice away In the cult we find our way From morn till end of day To the cheese gods we all pray [Chorus] Hail the mozzarella overlord In his dairy realm we're sworn With food sacrifices all around Till the cheese wheels go round and round