Unhappy Burger

(Verse 1) In Mariposa, where the mountains stand tall, There's a diner that'll make you want to bawl. They claim the largest menu around, But let me tell you, it just ain't sound. (Chorus) At the Happy Burger Diner, oh it makes me frown, With a menu so big, it'll bring you down. From tacos to burgers, it's a circus in town, But it's enough to make me want to skip this round. (Verse 2) Mexican food at a diner? Are you for real? And fish tacos, too? That's just the raw deal. Baked potatoes galore, do they think we're in Idaho? And cod filet from the sea? Man, they've lost their mojo. (Chorus) At the Happy Burger Diner, it's a crazy sight, With a menu so long, it just ain't right. From Mexican to burgers, it's like day and night, But I'll tell you now, it's giving me a fright. (Bridge) I came for a simple meal, not a culinary maze, But this menu's got me lost in a bewildering haze. It's like they're trying too hard, in so many ways, To impress us all, but it's just a daze. (Verse 3) So here's to you, Happy Burger, with your menu so vast, But I'll pass on the madness, it's just too fast. Give me a simple burger, and hold the jazz, Because this menu overload just ain't gonna pass. (Chorus) At the Happy Burger Diner, it's a wild ride, But I'll stick to my basics, I'll abide. From Mexican to burgers, it's a crazy tide, But I'll keep it simple, and stay on the side.