Twisted

[Verse] Six slippery snails slid slowly south, By the seashore, sandy shells in their mouths. Betty bought a bit of bitter butter, But the bitter butter made her batter bitter. [Chorus] Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? [Verse] She sells seashells by the seashore, The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, I’m sure she sells seashore shells. [Chorus] Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t very fuzzy, was he? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Bridge] Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better, Red leather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather. Irish wristwatch, Swiss wristwatch, Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat. [Chorus] Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? [Outro] How can a clam cram in a clean cream can? Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread. Eleven benevolent elephants, Unique New York, unique New York.