Lyrics
(Verse 1)
On a calm and sunny afternoon, in a village by the sea,
A group of fierce Vikings came, with chaos soon to be.
They stormed into the tea party, with axes in their hand,
Ready to plunder and pillage, across the peaceful land.
(Chorus)
Vikings at the tea party, causing quite a fright,
With their roaring laughter echoing, through the day and night.
They raise their cups of mead, and toast to victory,
As they pillage through the tea party, with wild ferocity.
(Verse 2)
The guests at the party trembled, as the Vikings took control,
They smashed the delicate china, and stole the silver bowl.
With shouts of "Skål!" they danced around, their spirits running high,
Leaving chaos in their wake, as they let their battle cries fly.
(Chorus)
Vikings at the tea party, causing quite a fright,
With their roaring laughter echoing, through the day and night.
They raise their cups of mead, and toast to victory,
As they pillage through the tea party, with wild ferocity.
(Bridge)
But amidst the chaos and destruction, a strange sight did appear,
A Viking raised a teacup high, with a twinkle in his leer.
He tasted the Earl Grey tea, and with a grin upon his face,
Declared it was the finest drink, in all the Viking race.
Declared it was the finest drink, in all the Viking race.
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(Chorus)
Vikings at the tea party, causing quite a fright,
With their roaring laughter echoing, through the day and night.
They raise their cups of mead, and toast to victory,
As they pillage through the tea party, with wild ferocity.
(Outro)
So if you ever see Vikings, crashing your tea soiree,
Just offer them some Earl Grey, and watch their fearsome display.
For even fierce pillagers, have a soft spot now and then,
And a cup of tea can calm the storm, and make them Vikings, friends.
And a cup of tea can calm the storm, and make them Vikings, friends.