The Battle of the Broom

[Verse] In the land of dust and clutter I rise up from the bed The battlefield before me In the mess I have led [Verse 2] With my headphones blasting loud Tunes to guide my might Garbage lies in shadows As I fight this endless night [Chorus] I am the warrior Fighting for my room With every sweep of broom Chaos meets its doom [Verse 3] Streaks of sunlight dancing Upon the floors anew As victory’s my calling I know what I must do [Verse 4] A sword in hand’s a vacuum My armor is detergent In this epic tale of tidying I am most fervent [Chorus] I am the warrior Fighting for my room With every sweep of broom Chaos meets its doom