The Girth of Legend
male vocalist,jazz,dixieland,ragtime
April 15th, 2024udio
Lyrics
In the dive bar, the stories were spinning
A man's legend, attention it vied
Some tales were stretched, his pride was unpeeled
And the laughs, they just echoed inside
Oh, the chuckles bounced high as he sighed
And it's plink, plunk, play, what a curious case
He was the Chode of Chodes (oh yes he was)
Hung like a tuna can (a man of span!)
All girth and cap,
A wee wee mudflap,
He was the Chode of Chodes
He was the Chode of Chodes
My girl, she was sayin',
And I quote her verbatim:
I got curtains of meat
Oh I'm sure they are sweet
Stick your face down there
You'll love it, I swear
Oh honey, you're funny
I'm squishy and I'm fishy
So give me a finger
And lend me your tongue
Just stick me right up
You son of a gun
In my sweet meat curtains
You'll love 'em, I'm certain
She was full of affection
But also infection
My Lydia
My Lydia Chlamydia
Now let me tell all of ya
She was gabby and fair
And crabby down there
She was glowing while blowing
And rabidly foaming
But despite all her flaws,
I gave her applause
And to thank me right back
She gave me the CLAP
Please clap!
Now what the hell was that, gentlemen?
[Nervous sounds]
He was the Chode of Chodes (oh yes he was)
Hung like a tuna can (a man of span!)
All girth and cap,
A wee wee mudflap,
He was the Chode of Chodes
He was the Chode of Chodes
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