The Thief of Time

[Intro] [Verse1] The jester hops on the leg of time The scourge of the wizard nation Magical chanting is no crime When you're suckled by a blind Alsatian [Chorus] Who stole the leg of time? (Who stole the leg of time?) [Verse 2] Seen through the eyes of Morgoth's kestrel Where's the tiny mouse? There it is Ah ha ha (Ah ha ha) [Verse 2] Ride a white pig to the edge of Lapland Why did I do that? Why did I do that? I don't know [Chorus] Who stole the leg of time? When time had one leg it couldn't march It stopped It hopped Who stole the leg of time? [bridge] [Verse 4] Was it the wizards? (No). Was it the goblins? (No). Was it the elves? (No). Was it the dwarves? (No). [short guitar solo] Was it the kestrels? (No). Was it the satyrs? (No). Was it the brain police? (What?) [Chorus] Was it the man with the key to the door of reality Underneath the mat of insignificance? [guitar solo] [Chorus] Who stole the leg of time? Terry stole the leg of time! (Who stole the leg of time?) Terry stole the leg of time [a capella] Who stole the leg of time? Terry stole the leg of time