肥婆食用法

cantonese, uplifting salsa

March 20th, 2024suno

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大部份肥到成座山咁嘅肥婆,條頸後面都好多老泥,因為佢哋沖涼嘅時候卒唔到。 老泥俾頸部脂肪一層層夾住,日復日年復年咁累積。 所以大部份肥婆條頸都係黑色,越黑老泥越厚。 如果你哋有幸溝到肥婆,就人一世物一世點都要試下。 首先用手指濕少少水起勢咁卒,用匙羹刮出嚟,加兩滴美極慢慢品嚐。 初哥可能話核突,但你唔食肥婆老泥等於登上白雲山唔食山水豆腐花一樣咁傻的嗎。 下身方面又係有學問,肥婆食咁多漢堡包同牛肉,男性荷爾蒙分泌過盛。 所以塊西至屎o全部都係毛,無論佢幾乾淨,都有陣咸魚溝變壞乳酪嘅味道。 據英國研究,82.5%肥婆都唔會剃腳毛,因為烏低身嗰下等於做sit up,有違肥人忠旨。 所以肥婆啲腳毛永遠好似鐵線咁粗。 奶西嘅時候叫佢瞓低你忠個頭埋去,兩隻手要掃佢隻腳啲鐵線等佢起雞皮,然後叫佢嗰對火腿夾實自己個頭唔好比空氣流出。 陣咸魚味喺真空環境會得到昇華,係有層次而漸進的。 奶嗰時攝攝聲,有3D立體音響加回音效果。 你嗅覺,味覺,觸覺,聽覺得到前所未有嘅享受,呢啲先叫人生啊。 啪啪啪嗰part唔多講,因為肥婆塊田多肉好撞係常識,你塞咗入去會感受到溫暖同安全感,比一層一層肉緊緊包住。 成日笑肥婆以為自己好識食嗰啲人,根本就係未夠班,自以為是嘅表現。你比食女界嘅高手揀減肥前欣宜定係整容後楊怡,佢完全唔想答你,一嚟佢唔想笑勁你問無聊野,二嚟佢已經諗緊點班支美極返嚟。

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