Flat

[gradual build instrumental] [Verse 1][drums] [guitar][male vocals] Flat Earth fervor, it's a funny sight, Believers bound, in their flight, Round world rumors, they just fight, In their minds, they're always right. Maps and charts, they just discard, "Science lies," they say, so hard, Sailing off the edge, it's not so far, Flat Earth follies, bizarre bazaar. [Percussion Break] [Chorus][drums] [guitar][female vocals] They Say Flat is the way It's here to stay They They Say Flat is the way It's here to stay Now They Say Flat is the way. [Verse 2][drums] [guitar][male vocals] Globes are lies, in their flat debate, Gravity's a myth, they can't relate, Photos from space, they underrate, Flat Earth facts, they fabricate. Walking straight, no curves to see, Around the corner, impossibility, Logic twisted, as it can be, Flat Earth folks, hilarity. [Percussion Break] [Chorus][drums] [guitar] [piano] [female vocals] They Say Flat is the way It's here to stay They They Say Flat is the way It's here to stay Now They Say Flat is the way. [Bridge][drums] [guitar] [piano] [male vocals] Compass points, in their own way, Flat maps rule, in their display, Facts are flexible, night and day, Flat Earth echo, loud they say. [Verse 3][drums] [guitar][male vocals] Telescopes tell a different tale, Stars and planets, to no avail, Flat Earth theories, they prevail, Logic and reason, they derail. Pioneers of peculiar thought, Common sense, always fought, In their flat world, always caught, Humor in every line they've brought. [Chorus][drums] [guitar] [piano] [female vocals] They Say Flat is the way It's here to stay They They Say Flat is the way It's here to stay Now They Say Flat is the way. [Percussion Break] [Outro][drums] [guitar] [piano] [saxophone][female and male vocals] Flat Earth follies, forever grand, In their minds, the world is planned, Round or flat, they'll make a stand, Humorous heroes, across the land.